Luke Schmitt and the Cold Cold Ones

LUKE SCHMITT - The Guy

HE'S THE GUY.

HE MIGHT KNOW THE SONG, HE MIGHT EVEN PLAY IT IF YOU DON'T ACT LIKE A TOTAL D BAG.

DON'T TELL HIM TO PLAY 'AGGRESSIVE COUNTRY' FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT 3 SONGS IN.  D BAG.

BRIAN AIKEN - BASS PLAYER

HE WANTS HIS NAME ON THE MARQUIS SO BAD.

 

SOUND GUY.  EXCELLENT SOUND GUY.


BASS PLAYER EXTRAOIRDINAIRE.  HE EVEN MAKES LUKE LOOK GOOD.

CHRISTOPHER SMITH - DRUMMER/BACK UP SINGER/SOUND EFFECTS

SOMETIMES HE HAS A PUMPKIN FOR A HEAD.

COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF SHIT KICKERS.

DON'T MESS WITH HIS DAD.  HE'S WATCHING YOU AND WE AREN'T KIDDING.

MOTHERFUCKER CAN PLAY SOME DRUMS.

EVERYBODY ELSE - Bass, drums, guitar, your mom, making albums

NATE WILLS - DRUMS, LOVES MADONNA

JAY MARINO - GUITAR AND BACKUP, RECORDING,  COMPLAINER

JOHN SCHMITT - GUITAR AND BACKUP, RECORDING,  BROTHERLY LOVE BITCHFACE

JASON PAUL - GUITAR, BROTHERLY LOVISH BITCHFACE

SCOTTISH MCMILLAN - RECORDING, ALL AROUND NICE GUY

 

ACTUAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE BAND

WE MET THROUGH BUDDY NUISANCE AND AM TAXI.  WE STAYED BECAUSE WE LIKE EACH OTHER AND ITS FUN.  WE SHARE BECAUSE WE BELIEVE YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE.